Thinking of this, Gu Yunxi pulled out a pair of red high heels from the shoe cabinet, perfectly matching the strappy short dress she was wearing. She glanced at herself and couldn't help but marvel at her fabulous figure.
Oh, with a devilish figure like mine, it's pure capital. Buying health supplements would just be a waste.
Then, Gu Yunxi walked out of the fitting room, heels clicking, and glanced at Xiao Tianyu. Seeing him staring blankly at her, she was pleased. Is this guy finally seeing me differently?
Click, clack, click...
At this moment, Xiao Tianyu walked towards Gu Yunxi, and she suddenly felt inexplicably nervous. Could he really be…?
This... this is still my first time.
Soon, Xiao Tianyu was standing right in front of Gu Yunxi, his hands freely wandering over her waist, making her heart race. Isn't this a little too straightforward?
Blushing, Gu Yunxi said, "Hey, Tianyu, you can't do that. Not in the living room. My parents are coming soon. How about... we go to the bedroom?"
"Where's the remote? Why isn't the remote on you?" Xiao Tianyu unexpectedly asked, "Did this woman put it in the fitting room?"
Bang!
Upon hearing this, Gu Yunxi's high heels twisted, almost making her sit on the ground. What, he... he was messing around just to find the remote? With such a beauty right in front of him, he doesn't feel a thing?
Turns out, I'm not as interesting as Journey to the West?
And seriously, not moved at all? Is he even a man? Could he really be gay?
"Where's the remote?" Xiao Tianyu asked seriously.
Poof!
Upon hearing this, Gu Yunxi spat out her old blood in disbelief. If it were any other man, would he still be looking for the remote at a time like this? This... this guy absolutely can't be a man, otherwise, he wouldn't behave like this.
No, maybe I'm not pretty enough.
Thinking this, Gu Yunxi was determined. She couldn't believe Xiao Tianyu would still hold back. If he could keep control this time, he definitely wasn't a man.
Seeing Xiao Tianyu walk out of the fitting room with the remote, Gu Yunxi immediately turned around and started dancing with her back to him.
Let's see if you can hold back now. If you do, I'll write my name backward. You must be entranced by my figure by now.
"White Dragon Horse, heading west, carrying Tang Xuanzang with three disciples, heading to the west for scriptures, walking thousands of miles, facing demons and ghosts…"
"Oh, you White Bone Demon, dare to seduce old Sun, watch the staff…"
"…"
Hearing the sound from the TV, Gu Yunxi's body stiffened, the anger on her beautiful face already obvious. Bastard... bastard, definitely not a man, even his intelligence is questionable. I look like this, and he still has the mind to watch Journey to the West?
Watching Journey to the West…just watch it. But... the key is, dammit, it's the animated version? Is this a joke?
At this thought, Gu Yunxi's heart was extremely dissatisfied. Who is she? One of Fengzhou City's three goddesses, a princess in every young man's heart, yet there's a man unmoved by her, unless something is wrong, otherwise it's impossible.
Click, clack, click...
Unable to bear it any longer, Gu Yunxi stomped to the TV in her high heels, and with a click, turned it off, glaring at Xiao Tianyu, making him look speechless.
"Hey, hey, hey~ Why did you turn off my TV? It's just when Sun Wukong is about to beat the White Bone Demon... Hurry up and turn it back on... Hey, why are you dancing again..." Xiao Tianyu showed a look of disdain. This woman is truly strange.
"…" Hearing this, Gu Yunxi wanted to strangle Xiao Tianyu. I've lowered myself so much, yet this bastard remains indifferent. Do I really have to throw myself at him?
Gu Yunxi stopped dancing and said to Xiao Tianyu, "Xiao Tianyu, am I better looking, or is the White Bone Demon?"
"White Bone Demon!" Xiao Tianyu replied earnestly.
"You…" Gu Yunxi was almost faint with anger from Xiao Tianyu's words. That's just a skeleton, better-looking than me? What kind of aesthetic is this?
He must be deliberately provoking me, definitely on purpose.
Gu Yunxi coldly said, "Xiao Tianyu, come over here!"
"Why!"
"Come over!"
"Oh!" Xiao Tianyu nodded and walked over.
Gu Yunxi said, "Say it again, who's more attractive, me or the White Bone Demon?"
"I really don't know where you get the confidence to compare beauty with the White Bone Demon!"
After speaking, Xiao Tianyu's right hand brushed against Gu Yunxi's waist, and sincerely remarked, "Tsk tsk... This skin is really rough and gritty, hmm… can't understand why you're so confident?"
"…" Hearing Xiao Tianyu's words, Gu Yunxi was livid. She wanted to say, that's an animated cartoon.
However, Xiao Tianyu continued, "Beauty, could you not block my view?"
"Xiao... Xiao Tianyu, I never want to see you again!"
"Really!"
"Of course!" Gu Yunxi nodded, "If you apologize now, I might consider forgiving you!"
"Thanks a lot, I think I'll crack open a bottle of champagne to celebrate first!"
"…" Gu Yunxi was dumbfounded. Am I... am I really that unattractive?
So, feeling unsatisfied, Gu Yunxi extended her slender hands and pinched Xiao Tianyu's waist hard, causing him to cry out, "You wicked woman, why are you pinching me, what grudge do I have against you?"
Seducing me, and I refuse, is that illegal?
"I'm happy!" This time, Gu Yunxi reached out both hands intending to pinch again, but Xiao Tianyu was on guard and quickly caught her hands, causing Gu Yunxi to stumble and fall into his arms.
It was almost as if they were, you know, making a scene, quite awkward.
Click!
At this moment, the villa door was opened by someone, and Gu Xiao, Ruan Lingyu, and Gu Qianqiu all saw the scene in the living room and were instantly dumbstruck.
Did we come at a bad time?
Does Yunxi not know we're about to arrive?
"Oh my goodness, what did we just see, quickly cover your eyes.
"Dad, Mom, Grandpa, why did you arrive so early?" After a long time, Gu Yunxi finally reacted. Oh my god, could this be any more timely? It's over, they saw everything, wonder what misunderstandings this would lead to.
"Well Yunxi, just continue as if we weren't here, carry on… carry on, so I can get a grandchild sooner!" Ruan Lingyu said with a face full of smiles.