Don’t even mention it, University City is really filled with a lot of girls!
Dong Dong even stumbled upon a few alumni, but he learned his lesson and now ignores them, avoiding trouble right on his doorstep.
At this moment, he started showing off again in the dorm.
"I’m not going to have dinner with you guys today," he began, setting the stage.
"I’m also not available to eat today, I have a date with Tingting," Liu Feng retorted.
Zheng Qingfeng also mentioned, "I’m eating with Guan Jiayue."
Zheng and Guan Jiayue were now in a semi-confirmed relationship.
It was only a semi-confirmed relationship because the girl used some tricks and tactics, so they were at a stage of not disclosing anything publicly.
Dong Dong thought to himself, "Damn!"
His roommates all had sweet romantic relationships, which felt even worse than killing him.
Well, well, at least I have Momo!
You guys in serious relationships, are you as badass as me who goes out for hook-ups?
You haven’t tried it, have you? Haha!
Though I haven’t either, tonight I definitely will!
Then Mr. Dong cleared his throat, getting all pumped up, "Today, I’m planning to meet a girl from Momo, next door studying media, a year older than us, long legs, 5’7″ tall."
"Of course, I’m not that shallow. I think her voice is really attractive!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Feng laughed, "Liking her voice makes you not shallow?"
"Alright, alright, I’ll admit I like her legs, happy now?" the dorm head surrendered.
This kid even quoted Cheng Zhu’s casually spoken words: "Brother Zhu once said, ’New year, look at legs, go with the flow.’"
"Wait, he was talking about business. What are you trying to ’go with the flow’ about? Your studies?" Liu Feng asked.
"Chuaner, don’t look down on the owner of QQ unmanned store!" Dong Dong was furious.
He had already paid the franchise fee to Persistent Visit, and the lease for the place was arranged.
For a freshman to pay for a franchise and open a store in Hang City, it was pretty badass to even be considered a boss at the university.
Unfortunately, there was a monster in dorm 309!
"Okay, okay, Mr. Dong, my bad!" Liu Feng tactfully dropped the subject, not wanting to enrage Dong Dong.
Since Cheng Zhu was brought up and wasn’t here in the dorm, Dong Dong felt a bit inflated.
"Do you guys think... has Brother Zhu ever dated anyone, does he have such experiences?"
Dong Dong really felt he hit it off with the sophomore media student next door, who kept sending him pictures of her legs, and tonight was sure to be a success!
"Why don’t you just not return to the dorm tonight," Liu Feng responded.
He and Tingting had already experienced a tough time finding the entrance—their night out resulted in them not returning to the dorm, placing him a notch above Dong Dong.
Guys are men, and you’re still a child.
Hearing this, Dong Dong made up his mind: no matter what happened, he would get a hotel room today!
—Even if I stay by myself!
At this moment, with Cheng Zhu absent, Mr. Dong once again transformed into an experienced "old hand" at flirting and, in front of his two roommates, opened WeChat to teach them the ways of hook-ups that perhaps even Brother Zhu had never experienced!
"Momo just opened a gift market."
"Last time, I first sent the girl a bouquet of flowers."
"That way, when she stepped out, she was already in a really happy mood to meet me."
"Do you think I should send 11 roses this time, or one of those single everlasting flowers?" he said while opening Momo’s gift shop.
But soon after, the three dogs of dorm 309 were all dumbfounded.
"Flowers bloom on Momo, fate brings Youu—[Momo] x [Youu Tea]?"
"Start snapping up at 2 PM?"
Dong Dong couldn’t keep up the act a moment longer, he wanted to cry but had no tears: "Brother Zhu, why are you everywhere?!"
Liu Feng and Zheng Qingfeng watched, laughing.
The class monitor gently patted the dorm head’s shoulder, saying, "Don’t worry about whether Brother Zhu has dated or not. All you need to know is that while you’re still trying to pick up girls on the platform, he is already collaborating directly with the platform."
Listening to this, Zheng Qingfeng thought: Heartbreaking! Truly heartbreaking!
Dong Dong slapped away Liu Feng’s hand from his shoulder, grinding his teeth, "Don’t talk to me!"
"What’s the matter, you’re going to get mad at Brother Zhu when he’s not even here?" Liu Feng asked.
"Bugger off! Don’t distract me when I’m trying to snag some tea!"
Liu Feng, Zheng: "..."
That’s what’s good about Dong Dong, he has a pretty good temperament.
The mischievous grin on his face, he rubbed his hands in preparation to start snapping up, saying, "I can even tell the girl that the Youu Tea boss is my bro! Hehe!"
He firmly believed that with his 18 years of being single, his golden right hand would definitely score a tea!
In the 10-second countdown, his finger was already tapping non-stop on the phone screen.
We have a strategy, hmph!
When the sale started, he tapped immediately, but the screen transition showed—Sold Out!
Gone in one second, damn it, just one second!
"Damn, what a crappy internet, definitely not a problem with my speed! You saw it, right? I was the first to click in, right? Damn!"
Liu Feng and Zheng Qingfeng exchanged glances, mutually confounded.
How popular is Brother Zhu’s Youu Tea now?
"So many people buying at the same time?"
On Momo’s side, they too were momentarily shocked.
Gone in a second, no, to be precise, probably not even a full second!
The data team’s tech guys began to feel perplexed, "Such expensive tea, and it’s really this popular?"